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(D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 4:25 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
The invite had been pretty normal at her performance the other night. But this scrawled...map? on a napkin was anything but. Was that a stick figure pointing the way, or was it supposed to be a landmark tree that looked like a stick figure. It was a Mikkian stick figure, either way, with that tangle of tentacle hair or branches or...
Oh..hmm that tree looks kind of like that, so then...follow that low branch.
*squelch*
Dhel meeps as her foot sinks past the ankle in swampy spot, low boot instantly filling with water. Well, these boots were never going to be worn again, apparently. After debating a moment, she presses on, letting water squish out through the seams.
But a good 5 minutes later and she still doesn't see that rock (?) that says "left here! Also East!" At least she kind of hopes it's a rock, but it looks kind of like a large skull of some sort too... Trying hard not to touch anything that might bite, the Bothan sighs and stares at the napkin as if insights will magically appear.
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 5:17 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Thu May 20, 2021 4:25 am
The invite had been pretty normal at her performance the other night. But this scrawled...map? on a napkin was anything but. Was that a stick figure pointing the way, or was it supposed to be a landmark tree that looked like a stick figure. It was a Mikkian stick figure, either way, with that tangle of tentacle hair or branches or...
Oh..hmm that tree looks kind of like that, so then...follow that low branch.
*squelch*
Dhel meeps as her foot sinks past the ankle in swampy spot, low boot instantly filling with water. Well, these boots were never going to be worn again, apparently. After debating a moment, she presses on, letting water squish out through the seams.
But a good 5 minutes later and she still doesn't see that rock (?) that says "left here! Also East!" At least she kind of hopes it's a rock, but it looks kind of like a large skull of some sort too... Trying hard not to touch anything that might bite, the Bothan sighs and stares at the napkin as if insights will magically appear.
From the darkness of the swamp a shadowy figure glided across the pools of foetid water and between withered bushes. It was a silent killer, the perfect assassin.... except that it appeared to be chanting horror trid music
“Dun dun.... dun dun.....
dundundundundundun!”
And finally it leapt from behind, arm outstretched to... slap Dhelih on the shoulder?
“Nah that’s the wrong way, you wanna go to your
other east, see?”
The Chiss who appears to be wearing laminate armour with haphazard swamp foliage stuck to it reaches over Dhelih’s shoulder and plucks the map from the Bothan and turns it sideways... what sort of madwoman wrote in landscape?
“Also like, there are land mines over there so....”
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 6:29 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
Dhel starts at the sound, then winces at the key, well keys, that it's being sung in. At least with that warning, she did not whirl with her miniscule blaster in hand when the slap on her shoulder startles her despite the warning.
"You couldn't add those to the map? Some kind of warning?" Dhel laughs nervously, completely unsure if Nara is kidding or not.
Dhel's got nothing resembling armor, though she reeks pretty strongly of something pungent and probably designed to keep the impressive swamp insects at bay, even if it does nothing for any other hunters in the muck. Low boots, comfortable shorts and a top with that artfully stretched and distressed look to it are not the usual gear for swamp exploration.
She shoves a small paper sack at Nara. "Hey...I brought cookies. Housewarming gift...kinda. We usually have like, potluck parties to get folks moved, so that seemed about right."
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 6:41 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Thu May 20, 2021 6:29 am
Dhel starts at the sound, then winces at the key, well keys, that it's being sung in. At least with that warning, she did not whirl with her miniscule blaster in hand when the slap on her shoulder startles her despite the warning.
"You couldn't add those to the map? Some kind of warning?" Dhel laughs nervously, completely unsure if Nara is kidding or not.
Dhel's got nothing resembling armor, though she reeks pretty strongly of something pungent and probably designed to keep the impressive swamp insects at bay, even if it does nothing for any other hunters in the muck. Low boots, comfortable shorts and a top with that artfully stretched and distressed look to it are not the usual gear for swamp exploration.
She shoves a small paper sack at Nara. "Hey...I brought cookies. Housewarming gift...kinda. We usually have like, potluck parties to get folks moved, so that seemed about right."
“Cookies? Oh that’s so sweet of you! You’re really good at this housewarming thing. Usually it’s law enforcement who come whenever I find a new place, so this is a nice change.”
Nara takes the sack and her mouth waters for a moment before she reverently places it into a rough sack on her back.
“Land mines are those little dots by the way, well not those dots, those are the inferno ant colonies, or the other dots, that’s just some dirt. It’s the ones with the sort of dot inside the dot. By the way you dress up real nice for swamp exploration, kind of an explorer casual.”
Nara starts steering the two down a narrow path through some aged trees, occasionally pausing to deactivate a trip wire or proudly point out punji sticks.
“How are you anyway? Good? You sounded good on stage, awesome backing music for our crime planning by the way. I feel like the last couple weeks just kinda skipped forward really quick.”
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 6:58 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
“How are you anyway? Good? You sounded good on stage, awesome backing music for our crime planning by the way. I feel like the last couple weeks just kinda skipped forward really quick.”
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"Time flies when...you're planning good crime, I guess? At least Manny calls it good crime. Not sure the Imps really care about good or bad if it's crime." She peers at the various dots, but really, only the ant colonies stand out since she did learn to spot those on some class field trip or other ages ago. "Do you pass them maps? Because I don't know how they'd find this place without one." She's careful to step where Nara does.
"Been...good? Yeah. Decent shows, and kind of settling into some new routines I think. Despite curfews and shit, everything's just so active." She glances around out of habit. There's nobody around to hear anything out here. "How is that crime planning going anyway?"
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 7:05 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Thu May 20, 2021 6:58 am
"Time flies when...you're planning good crime, I guess? At least Manny calls it good crime. Not sure the Imps really care about good or bad if it's crime." She peers at the various dots, but really, only the ant colonies stand out since she did learn to spot those on some class field trip or other ages ago. "Do you pass them maps? Because I don't know how they'd find this place without one." She's careful to step where Nara does.
"Been...good? Yeah. Decent shows, and kind of settling into some new routines I think. Despite curfews and shit, everything's just so active." She glances around out of habit. There's nobody around to hear anything out here. "How is that crime planning going anyway?"
“Yeah those curfews are the
worst Imps always make things worse on themselves. Glad you’re good though, you know what humans can be like with blue people.”
Nara leads them around a bend and into some bushes as she keeps talking
“The crime is going well! We’re going in to rescue the guy tonight, should be pretty sweet. I get to use this
super illegal guns and it’s silenced and invisible and has a grapple on it. It might be the best thing I’ve ever had in my life after Mr Sparkles when I was a kid.”
As they finish pushing their way through the bushes Nara turns around and throws her arms out gesturing to the partially submerged wreck of a spaceship listing lazily to one side
“Ta Da! Isn’t it great? Kind of a retro aesthetic with hints of modern living.”
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 2:33 pm
by Dhelih Dotaivi
Dhel freezes and stares at the wreck, blinking several times before turning to Nara. "You...live in the wreck? Isn't it haunted? Or full of swamp bugs?"
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Thu May 20, 2021 9:39 pm
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Thu May 20, 2021 2:33 pm
Dhel freezes and stares at the wreck, blinking several times before turning to Nara. "You...live in the wreck? Isn't it haunted? Or full of swamp bugs?"
"No, and only used to be! It's totally great now. People live in spaceships all the time, mine is just on the ground....and on its side."
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 3:18 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
"No, you don't live there, or no it's not haunted...or used to be haunted...or full of bugs.." Dhel pauses. "Help me out here?" But she does at least continue forward, apparently willing to approach the wreck, even if she might need a bit more in the way of assurances about bugs before stepping inside.
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 3:27 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 3:18 am
"No, you don't live there, or no it's not haunted...or used to be haunted...or full of bugs.." Dhel pauses. "Help me out here?" But she does at least continue forward, apparently willing to approach the wreck, even if she might need a bit more in the way of assurances about bugs before stepping inside.
“Yes I live there and no it’s not haunted and yeah, it used to have bugs... well, before the purge. Homemade flamethrowers are awesome by the way. Oh, oh, just a little to the left.”
Steering Dhel around a hole
“That thing is bottomless, I lost a shoe in there and it just goes down and down, crazy, right?”
As they approach closer to the wreck it becomes clear that many of the gaping holes in the structure had been covered with camouflaged tarpaulin and that there was what sounded like dance music being played from within.
“Trust me, you’re gonna love it. I built a little karaoke stage with normal more than some nails, some glue and a karaoke stage I acquired from a bar when nobody was looking.”
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 4:44 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
Dhel peers down the hole with some fascination, but more caution. "You hauled a stage out here?" She's beginning to have vague second thoughts. Images of creepy serial killer stories that started with the kind of obsession that might have someone inviting a singer out to their heavily guarded--well, booby-trapped--lair that'd been set up with a purpose-built stage.
Her hand does that reflexive touch to feel the comforting weight of her com in a pocket...that probably gets no reception out here.
"Is that what the music's coming from?" She's not really prepared for what a flamethrower extermination has probably done to the interior.
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 4:52 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 4:44 am
Dhel peers down the hole with some fascination, but more caution. "You hauled a stage out here?" She's beginning to have vague second thoughts. Images of creepy serial killer stories that started with the kind of obsession that might have someone inviting a singer out to their heavily guarded--well, booby-trapped--lair that'd been set up with a purpose-built stage.
Her hand does that reflexive touch to feel the comforting weight of her com in a pocket...that probably gets no reception out here.
"Is that what the music's coming from?" She's not really prepared for what a flamethrower extermination has probably done to the interior.
Nara would say the only difference between a serial killer and an assassin is the paycheck.
“Oh no, that’s some old comm unit I found in the ship. Used to be able to do inter planetary communication but now it only gets pirate radio. Pirate radio is
banging though. They play all these great songs inbetween attacking shipping.”
Seemingly not noticing the Bothan’s caution Nara reaches forward and punched a short code into a hidden keypad that slides open a large rusted iron door open revealing.... a long hallway lit with mismatched light globes and carpeted with what appeared to be hundreds of different welcome matts
“I was gonna get a nice rug but it would have cost a fortune and in a swamp you got that mould risk. Now everyone feels really welcome and no matter how dirty your boots are they always clean off by the end.”
Nara jumps in and demonstrates, moon walking along the welcome matts
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 3:44 pm
by Dhelih Dotaivi
Dhel does her best to watch the code punching, then glances back along the twisty path with a bottomless hole before looking dow the long hallway. She'd been on stages that looked like this before, all mismatched lights and boards laid in different decades. Shaking her head slightly, she walks down the hall gingerly, waiting for the give and crack that means you picked the wrong old board to step on.
Nara was right though, her boots were clean by the end. At least the soles were. Once still squelched the remnants of swamp water from the seam at every step.
"Kriff, you've been busy getting all of this." She pauses by a fancy looking mat with a small, panel at the corner, currently dead. "Did you grab some of these in the Upper? That looks like one of the ones that like...messages them that someone's standing on it and stuff."
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 9:49 pm
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 3:44 pm
Dhel does her best to watch the code punching, then glances back along the twisty path with a bottomless hole before looking dow the long hallway. She'd been on stages that looked like this before, all mismatched lights and boards laid in different decades. Shaking her head slightly, she walks down the hall gingerly, waiting for the give and crack that means you picked the wrong old board to step on.
Nara was right though, her boots were clean by the end. At least the soles were. Once still squelched the remnants of swamp water from the seam at every step.
"Kriff, you've been busy getting all of this." She pauses by a fancy looking mat with a small, panel at the corner, currently dead. "Did you grab some of these in the Upper? That looks like one of the ones that like...messages them that someone's standing on it and stuff."
"Oh yeah, there was this nice street with a whole bunch of welcome mats in front of each of the big houses so I waited until nightfall and then just ran down and grabbed all of them! It got blamed on the resistance but like, they have better things to do. Well, they don't, but they should."
The corridor turns and then tilts slightly with the orientation of the ship before opening into what had clearly used to be the ship's hold. But now....it was a ship's hold with a whole bunch of furniture and appliances!
A haphazard collection of chairs, couches and tables marked a common area while a bed in the shape of a heart surrounded by mosquito netting seemed to be a bed area. There was the aforementioned karaoke stage right next to an impromptu bar and the walls were littered with foam weapon cutouts as if the Chiss were waiting to unlock an arsenal. It was also more than a little messy with clothes, shoes, weapons, magazines and pamphlets scattered haphazzardly across the space
"Whadda you think? Pretty sweet, right?"
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Fri May 21, 2021 11:54 pm
by Dhelih Dotaivi
It takes a minute...a loooong minute, to take it all in. At least they were foam weapons, not an actual arsenal...yet. "Wow. That is something alright. How did you get those through that hallway?"
Dhel sort of balances on the foot that doesn't go squish. "Mind if I take these off...or are there like...surprises in the carpets that make shoes advisable?"
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Sat May 22, 2021 12:09 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Fri May 21, 2021 11:54 pm
It takes a minute...a loooong minute, to take it all in. At least they were foam weapons, not an actual arsenal...yet. "Wow. That is something alright. How did you get those through that hallway?"
Dhel sort of balances on the foot that doesn't go squish. "Mind if I take these off...or are there like...surprises in the carpets that make shoes advisable?"
“Oh you know.... I’m a dab hand with a saw. Not usually on inorganic stuff but I improvised. A few pieces are a little wonky now.”
Eccentrically wobbly
“Shoes on or off it’s all good. Me crashes spaceship, su crashed spaceship. There are beers in the fridge back there and a bunch of random dips scattered around if they take your fancy. Oh. And there’s a projector we can use to put trids up on the walls if you wanna watch a game.”
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Sat May 22, 2021 2:13 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
Dhel slips the boots off, stepping back onto one of the welcome mats so she's not leaving damp footprints as she goes, and makes her way back to the fridge and mentioned beers. "Anything worth watching playing? I mostly only pay any attention because folks tip better when their team wins." She steadies the fridge as she opens it, not sure just how steady it might be, all things considered.
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Sat May 22, 2021 6:33 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 2:13 am
Dhel slips the boots off, stepping back onto one of the welcome mats so she's not leaving damp footprints as she goes, and makes her way back to the fridge and mentioned beers. "Anything worth watching playing? I mostly only pay any attention because folks tip better when their team wins." She steadies the fridge as she opens it, not sure just how steady it might be, all things considered.
The fridge swings open with a groan, the whole edifice leaning slightly to the side. Inside were a large and eclectic collection of beers, some of dubious legality. Gammorean nova beer was banned in four quadrants, after all.
"There's always Huttball, although some people swear it doesn't exist because it's so underground. But you got these whole teams of fully armed folks just going at eachother for a ball which is always awesome. My team is the Mon Cala maulers. Those fish dudes
do not mess around and powered tridents are just about the coolest thing anyone has ever fought with. I think there's a replay of them on vs the Florrum fire."
Nara jumps up on a couch and kicks her shoes off in two wild arcs as they thud down across the room. She clicks a remote a few times and various shows flicker over the wall before a huttball match fills the projector arc. Currently it looks like a Mon Calamari and a Weequay were engaging in an elaborate martial arts battle surrounded by the groaning bodies of their teammates.
"Oh this is great, that's Tralkpha, our captain. Guy actually beat up a wookie with a mace once."
Cupping her hands
"Wooooooh! Tralkpha! Woooooh!"
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Sat May 22, 2021 8:42 am
by Dhelih Dotaivi
While she suspects the Gammorean beer is just something local that's been labeled as a joke, or a way to sell to tourists, Dhel snags a more familiar Swamp Juice anyway. "Who'd say Huttball doesn't exist? I mean..even if someone just made it up, it sounds like the kind of thing Hutts would hear and go 'yeah, let's get that started,' and then it would exist."
She picks her way across the room, still wary of nails, splinters, random rocks, and potential structural collapse before testing a chair that seems pretty stable. It probably didn't need help getting through the hallway. "Not sure why anyone would play though. Does it pay really well?" She winces, as the pair on screen tangle and the Weequay goes flying into...what Dhel thinks is actually one of the Mon Cala team.
Re: (D5, EA) Two trees to the Right and Straight on till...
Posted: Sun May 23, 2021 1:41 am
by Nara Phln
Dhelih Dotaivi wrote: ↑Sat May 22, 2021 8:42 am
While she suspects the Gammorean beer is just something local that's been labeled as a joke, or a way to sell to tourists, Dhel snags a more familiar Swamp Juice anyway. "Who'd say Huttball doesn't exist? I mean..even if someone just made it up, it sounds like the kind of thing Hutts would hear and go 'yeah, let's get that started,' and then it would exist."
She picks her way across the room, still wary of nails, splinters, random rocks, and potential structural collapse before testing a chair that seems pretty stable. It probably didn't need help getting through the hallway. "Not sure why anyone would play though. Does it pay really well?" She winces, as the pair on screen tangle and the Weequay goes flying into...what Dhel thinks is actually one of the Mon Cala team.
"Wow, that makes total sense. That's kinda how those slugs work. Kinda funny to think of a hutt playing huttball though..."
Nara starts chuckling to herself before cramming some more food into her mouth which is nearly spat out again as the Weequay goes flying
"Tralkpha! Tralkpha! Yeaaaah! Get duuuuunked!"
The weequay lies stunned for a few moments before levering himself off the stunned Mon Cal below him
"Pay well? Oh yeah, it's great money. You can retire rich after a season or two if your team wins...and you survive. That's kinda rare though."
Still munching
"Ohhhh, speaking of kinda rare, I met another blue person. A blue guy this time. Our powers are growing!"